What They Want
Peter James

Here are the thoughts that go through a woman's mind when she meets you. I don't think that most women are out for a woman with wash board abs and an ass they can bounce a quarter off of. Some women are, but to them you will be a show piece. She will parade you around to all her girl friends to soak in. That might sound good, but yet we know that most women get sick of this fast when we do it to them. Like men, all women are really looking for is someone who looks healthy. That 400 pound lard ass who hangs out at the all you can eat buffet isn't what she is looking for. She doesn't want someone who will huff and puff while they are banging her into the cosmos.
A woman will notice your personality right after she notices your eyes. So don't be a smart ass. Keep your cool and act like a smart guy. Crack a few jokes, loosen up a bit bud. No woman wants to be with an asshole or someone who is full of themselves.

Make sure you look good. Make sure you have combed your hair and shaved. It is always a good idea to look in the mirror before you leave the house. It won't kill you and will only take a minute. Make sure there is nothing in your teeth or nothing hanging out your nose.

- Make sure that you smell good. This one is a MUST. If the first thing she smells is sweat, then you aren't even going to get that first date. Would you want to eat dinner next to a woman that smells like a pile of shit? Probably not.

-You might not think about this, but it is an important one. Think of it like this.... You spend a decent amount of time taking a hot shower and picking out a decent set of clothes, why not music? The first thing she will notice when she gets in your car is the song that is playing. Don't be playing no bad shit from the 80's that sounds like a porno. Instead, try to remember the kind of music she likes. If you don't know, soft rock never hurts.

- Penis size. Most men think that this is more important than what it really is. It isn't as important than we think. Of course, it is somewhat important. If a gnat as a bigger penis than you do, then you have some problems. Women want a man who can use their penis. Who know how to shake their hips and make them melt. A big penis helps, but it doesn't do it on its own. Guys, don't feel bad if you have a small penis. If you learn how to work it, she won't even think about it.

-You need to keep in mind that a huge penis would hurt a woman. Not every woman can handle a John Holmes size penis. She would be more happy with an average sized penis attached to a man who knows how to use it.

-The most important thing about your tube steak that is cleaned and well trimmed. Make sure that you scrub your bat and balls every time you take a shower. No woman wants to sniff sweaty balls when she is performing oral. I wouldn't be surprised if you don't wash down there regularly, she doesn't file a workers comp complain with OSHA.

The key thing to keep in mind is that women aren't as picky as us men are. We barf at the site of cottage cheese on a woman's ass, but yet they will allow us to have that spare tire around our stomach. Perhaps we should take a lesson or two from them, but I can't stand looking at the cottage cheese myself.

It really doesn't take a genius to figure out what a woman is thinking. All she wants is a clean man who smells good. Oh, and it doesn't hurt to be fit. If you look like a bum, she will treat you like a bum. How often do you think bums get laid? I would suspect that it isn't very often.

Like in cooking, a little balance makes everything nice. Spend a few bucks before you go on that first date to get a hair cut. Spend a little more money on some good smelling cologne and buy some nice smelling soap. Think about what you like for a woman to do on a first date, then do most of it except wear high heels and lipstick.

If you keep these things in mind, you will always be one step ahead of a woman. Keep in mind, you need to use every tool of the trade to get her to go out with you. Read her like a book, this way you know how to turn her every page. Be what ever you have to be to get her in the sack. That is your goal isn't it?